THIS SECRET
PAIN RELIEVER

Contains this incredible compound that was showcased on 60 minutes to some 70 million viewers, hailed by The New York Times in a lead editorial...

And savvy doctors like me have been personally using this compound for years...

But you haven't heard about it, until now...

When the hugely popular TV show 60 minutes airs a story about some secret "miracle compound," you might expect they would trash it. But they didn't. On the contrary, the people they interviewed gave very powerful personal testimonials. Feedback from viewers was phenomenal. Everyone wanted it! One doctor's office reported up to 10,000 phone calls...

Then vested interests launched a campaign to discredit it,
a huge controversy erupted, and it all but disappeared...

That was over 20 years ago, and the hush-up was so effective that, to this day, you'll be hard-pressed to find it at your pharmacy or health food store. But it's finally back – in a miraculous natural breakthrough that's 12 ways more complete -- to deliver perfect pain relief.

In a moment, I'll tell you how to get this secret pain reliever, and explain why it's so reliable that the maker guarantees you'll feel relief in 45 seconds, or your money back. First, though, let me share the shocking history of the compound that caused all the ruckus...

DMSO: An underground legend

If you're especially health-savvy, you may have heard of DMSO.

But did you know that its astonishing powers have been praised by The New York Times, showcased on 60 Minutes... and studied in over 1,200 scientific publications? Yes! So do let me fill you in on its fascinating history, and explain why it's such an important part of the Soothanol X2 formula.

DMSO is short for dimethyl sulfoxide – an organic, sulfur-rich substance found in the woody part of trees. It was first discovered by a Russian researcher back in 1866. But the real excitement started about 100 years later, when American scientists started uncovering some truly startling properties.

First, they found it's absorbed with incredible ease. When you put a bit on the back of your hand, it just plain disappears.

Then Dr. H. Harry Szmant, Chairman of the University of Detroit's
chemistry department, observed that it can speed up important
chemical reactions "a billionfold"...

Yes, a billion times -- that's what he said!

Next, people started noticing what happens after it's applied. Racehorse trainers began using pain relief formulas containing it on lame animals, and reported amazing results. Professional sports trainers did the same and loved it too. The New York Times, in a lead editorial published on April 3, 1965, declared that DMSO is "the closest thing to a [health] wonder produced in the 1960s."

Interest reached a fever pitch in 1980, when 60 Minutes introduced 70 million TV viewers to "THE RIDDLE OF DMSO." The reporter was Mike Wallace, who was famous for pulling no punches when he spotted a fraud. But Mike Wallace didn't trash DMSO. He reported the truth – with interviews showing how it had transformed the lives of so many people.

But most shocking of all is
what happened next...

This inexpensive natural discovery was plainly threatening the profits of many in the health establishment. Vested interests promptly mounted a smear campaign, and DMSO all but disappeared from the halls of American health care. It went "underground." A number of enlightened doctors continued to champion DMSO, and it became...

A word-of-mouth legend among
well-informed insiders...
for helping speed pain relief to the source...

Racehorse trainers still swear by it. Professional sports trainers still use it to help get their million-dollar stars up and running again. Competition cyclists are rumored to carry little bottles tucked away in their tire-patch kits.

Outside this inner circle, however, everyone else gradually forgot about DMSO...

Pain-relief in 45 seconds,
GUARANTEED...

Or your money back! Since the sensational introduction of Soothanol X2, letters have been pouring in from real-life users like you – attesting that as little as two drops has literally rubbed away their pain on contact. You're going to meet these folks, and then get to try it yourself, risk-free. That's right. NorthStar Nutritionals guarantees that you too can feel pain-relief in as little as 45 seconds, or just return the unused portion for a full refund of your purchase price, less shipping. So what's holding you back? Order today!

UNTIL NOW! The big breakthrough
happened just recently...

...thanks to a brilliant health scientist named Jon Barron.

For years, Barron had been researching the 'holy grail' of pain relief. A formula that could erase virtually any kind of pain on contact. Without waiting for pills to work. Just by rubbing it on.

Together with fellow researcher Ron Manwarren, Barron had isolated different cutting-edge botanical and organic compounds that showed immense promise. They were so close! But they lacked the final piece of the puzzle. They needed the ultimate 'transporter' -- a compound that would blend all the others together and 'deliver' them to the pain site. They experimented with substance after substance...

Finally, they tried DMSO -- and eureka!
Success beyond their wildest dreams...

Just as Dr. Szmant at the University of Detroit had predicted nearly 40 years before... DMSO proved to be a near-perfect solvent and transporter. It transformed Barron's pain-relief formula into the powerhouse that we know today as Soothanol X2.

Now let's take a look at exactly how Soothanol X2 can rub out your pain on contact...

WHAT?!
Are you still waiting...?

...for your pain pills to kick in? Get with it!

2 DROPS & BINGO!

When the first drop hits your skin, you'll wonder 'WHOA! What's going on here!' What happens next is a matter of public record.

Rub out pain ON CONTACT...

But keep reading and you'll see a stack of astonishing first-person reports from many folks just like you. You'll learn the science behind this breakthrough. You'll hear from famed doctors, confirming it. Still skeptical? See for yourself! Read on and take the 2 drop challenge...How many times have you lain awake waiting for your pain pills to kick in? How often have you been driving, gardening or simply sitting at your desk, when BANG... You're suddenly ambushed by an unexpected flare-up!

And how many times have you
RUBBED WHERE IT HURTS...

And silently pleaded, 'Please! Make it stop!' Happens nearly every day, doesn't it? But what if one day you rubbed that spot and... 'Bingo! Pain relief!' Well, thanks to a breakthrough in pain research, that happy day has arrived. People like you are finding they can...

Literally rub away pain, as easily as
ERASING A BLACKBOARD...

...with as little as just 2 drops of an astonishing new discovery called Soothanol X2. Yes, that's exactly what they're doing. And I'm writing this free online report to address any doubts that this breakthrough can work for YOU TOO. You're going to hear from a legion of real-life users, learn how the science behind it works -- and then get to try it yourself, risk-free. So please do read on, because...

Even if you're delighted with your pain pills,
YOU NEED THIS BREAKTHROUGH...

WHY? Because even the perfect pain pill would still have one huge shortcoming... THE WAIT! And even if you're already taking a pill and it's actually working... WHAT ABOUT FLARE-UPS? What on earth do you do then? I mean...

PROBLEM:
You've already taken
your pills -- what's left?

Grit your teeth and bear it, right? Wrong! Not anymore... Thanks to a brilliant researcher named Jon Barron, it's now possible to...

SOLUTION:
Attack your pain directly...

Barron's breakthrough bypasses your digestive tract, and delivers natural pain relief powerhouses -- on contact. Addressing your pain at the source. Make sense? You bet! Now let me explain how this miracle happens. It all starts with a truly outrageous fact about modern healthcare...

The moment the first drop hits your skin, you'll wonder 'WHOA! What's going on here!' It's almost like watching a magic trick. Unlike lotions and goops that just sit there, Soothanol X2 disappears!

Where did it go? Straight to the trouble -- on contact! You can see and feel it going to work while you're still choking down your pain pills. That's no illusion. It's the scientific result of...

FIRST SECRET:
A 4-stage 'transporter system'
that leaves pills, lotions and
creams in the dust...

You see, each tiny drop of Soothanol X2 is a microscopic world of wonders. Packed with literally trillions of complex organic molecules, all working together in elegant synergy. These include...

Stage #1. DMSO: The astonishing 'key' that unlocks the doors of healing. Every rub-on needs a solvent to blend and carry the other ingredients -- unleashing their natural powers. And I've never heard of a natural substance that even comes close to DMSO. As you saw on the previous page, DMSO may multiply chemical reactions 'a billionfold.' So you only need a drop or two of Soothanol X2 to feel incredible results.

Stage #2. EMU OIL: The super-absorbent 'wonder from down under.' Back when T-Rex walked the earth, the odd-looking emu was already thriving -- and Australian aborigines have been using emu oil for thousands of years. Lately, NBA teams have been discovering its powers. Players swear it has an uncanny effect. We scientists are just beginning to puzzle out the reason why, but it's clear that emu oil is absorbed incredibly effectively.

Stage #3. ORANGE PEEL EXTRACT?! That's what I said! To be sure, this is no ordinary extract, but pH-balanced limonene oil. It feels soothing to your skin and smells wonderfully refreshing. Importantly, researcher Jon Barron found that limonene oil has an especially dense electromagnetic field. Concentrating Soothanol X2's powers even more.

Stage #4. VIRGIN OLIVE OIL: Ancient secret of hurting gladiators. It was also used by ancient Olympic athletes to relax their aching bodies. Modern biochemists tell us that olive oil is rich in Omega-3 fatty acids, polyphenols, T-BARS (thiobarbituric acid reactive substances) and literally dozens of other nurturing compounds. Together, they form an ideal emollient -- softening the skin, contributing to Soothanol X2's silky texture, and helping the other transporters do their work.

So that's how Soothanol X2 gets down to pain-points you thought were unreachable. Like a four-stage rocket, it delivers relief where nothing went before. Now let's take a look at what happens after it hits your skin. You see, this 'pain-relief rocket' delivers...

SECOND SECRET:
An amazing 'pain-fighting payload'...
...the most potent I've ever evaluated
in all my years as a doctor!

Nothing else I know of even comes close. Common lotions or creams may contain paltry amount of these two compounds. Soothanol X2 delivers a super-size dose of these natural miracles in every drop, including...

CAYENNE: The fiery pepper that makes pain 'burn out'. Native Americans have used cayenne for at least 9,000 years. For good reason! Know the expression 'fight fire with fire'? Well, cayenne helps to 'burn up' a chemical in your body called 'substance P' -- a compound that carries pain messages to your brain. The cayenne in Soothanol X2 may warm and tingle your skin for bit. But soon these sensations vanish, along with your pain!

MENTHOL: Nature's proven arthritis 'pain cooler'. Know how peppermint gum cools your mouth? That's the effect of a compound called menthol. And it's been shown to be among the most effective pain-relievers for osteoarthritis -- in double-blind, placebo-controlled studies published in the Journal of Clinical Rheumatology and the Journal of Aging and Physical Activity. If it can even soothe arthritis pain, just think what it can do for those occasional strains, bumps and bruises!

Ancient healing secrets that
doctors still turn to today

ST. JOHN'S WORT: You thought it was just an antidepressant, but... did you know St. John's Wort was used by battlefield physicians back in ancient Rome? Yes!

MSM: The 'miracle molecule' for healthy joints. There's a good reason why MSM is included in so many joint support pills. Now, thanks to Jon Barron's 4-stage 'transporter,' you can apply MSM directly to your joints!

ARNICA: European herbalists and homeopathic doctors turn to arnica first. Now the Soothanol X2 delivery system launches it right to your back, neck or ankles. Even if you've tried arnica all by itself before, wait 'til you feel the difference!

This is just some of the stuff that's working for you in every drop of Soothanol X2. The total effect must be felt to be believed. Everything works together to 'short circuit' your pain at the source. As a user myself, I can tell you it's an uncanny feeling. It's almost like your fingertips have turned into a pain-erasing wand. First you feel a little tingle and then...

BINGO! PAIN RELIEF!

Now I can still hear you saying, 'But my pain's different! It's too intense! No topical treatment could POSSIBLY work for me!' But please, keep reading to check out Soothanol X2's sensational track record...

When the letters started pouring in from folks who took our '2 drop challenge,' I must admit that even I was stunned. There's a revolution going on! People are using Soothanol X2 for stuff that we never even considered. Just when I think I've heard everything, someone writes in with a new revelation -- 'Hey, it works for this too!' I don't have near enough space to share every story, but here's my point...

Whatever it is, don't assume anymore that
'I'VE JUST GOT TO LIVE WITH THIS'

No! Whether you banged your toe just now...
Or got hurt in a wreck 30 years ago...
Or your feet throb with pain after work...
Or you wake up with aching hips every night...
No matter what you've been gritting your teeth about...

What have you got to lose by giving Soothanol X2 a whirl? Take a look at what's already happening. Isn't it time you found out what 2 tiny drops could do? Why not! As you'll see, if you order today, you can take our '2 drop challenge' without risking a cent. You'll get back every penny of the purchase price (less shipping), unless you're as thrilled as the folks below. Plus, this money-back guarantee covers every bottle you get for your loved ones too (and they will want their own!)...

"Wonderful Results... Almost Immediately..."
"I started using Soothanol X2 and got wonderful results for pain in my hands and back. I use it twice a day. I noticed results almost immediately and relief lasts
about six hours. IT WORKS!!"

--Brian W., Oklahoma

Gary's Soothanol STOLEN!
"I have arthritis and Degenerative Disc Disease, which were both giving me headaches and neck pain probably five days a week. These headaches would last all day from the moment I got out of bed. Now, when I wake up in pain, I put a couple drops of Soothanol X2 on my neck and I've got pain relief within minutes. IT WORKS GREAT! I've let several of my friends try it and they love it, too. I lent out two of the three bottles and haven't seen them since. Keep up the great work. Expect orders from all of my friends who have tried it!"

--Gary W., Kansas

"One Product I Do Not Want To Run Out Of..."
"I keep reordering it and I'm always giving some to friends, as well. I use Soothanol X2 almost daily for a back injury. I've used so many different kinds of pain relief ointments and salves over the years, but since I started using Soothanol X2, I appreciate its quick effect. This is one product I do not want to run out of. Thank you!"

--Catherine, Wyoming

Pain Relief All Night Long!
"I decided to try Soothanol X2 because of periodic hip flare-ups, particularly at night. I put three drops on a cotton swab and rubbed it on my hip. And the results were excellent. Within 45 minutes, I have relief and it lasts all night long. It further surprised me when I used it on an aching shoulder and it worked there also."

--Mary M., Florida

WARNING:
Better get more than one bottle...
SOMEONE'S GOING TO STEAL YOUR SOOTHANOL!
PRIME SUSPECTS: Hubby, wife, mom, dad, kids, coworkers...

Then another stunner took us by surprise. An incredible avalanche of reorders. Seems that after folks try Soothanol X2, they encourage their loved ones to try it -- and never get the bottle back!

Count on it, friend. As soon as this little bottle leaves your hands...

It's going to transform the life of everyone who touches it...

Think for a moment of your Mom with her tender hip (she won't complain, but you can tell by the way she walks)... the spouse who sleeps beside you (and keeps you up, tossing and turning)... your active, adventurous kids (who sometimes come home wincing)... your coworker (in pain after pounding the keyboard all day)... your handyman (after all he's fixed for you, wouldn't it be nice to fix his knee pain?)... Hey, do you know anyone over 40 who doesn't have some kind of nagging pain? Or anyone under 40 who doesn't get banged up now and then? Your list of probable Soothanol thieves is endless, isn't it?

So the people at NorthStar Nutritionals are making it easy for you to help all your loved ones, without busting the budget...

Limited time offer: Buy more than one and get up to 3 FREE BOTTLES!

Buy two and you'll get one FREE -- or better still, buy 3 and you'll get 3 FREE!

Plus, of course, each bottle you buy carries the same money-back guarantee. Every bottle has to work for everyone who tries it, or just return the unused portion (including free bottles) for a full refund of the purchase price, less shipping.

Yes, we promise! You'll see the relief on your loved one's face when they try their first 2 or 3 drops, or you'll get a full refund of the purchase price (less shipping). But I'm confident you'll be joining the chorus of families who have been writing us to say...

Breaks The Pain Cycle for Hours!
"Soothanol X2 relieves the pain and breaks the cycle. It seems to work better than DMSO alone which I have used for several years, plus I like the scent. It takes a few minutes to feel the results...about 3-4 minutes, and it lasts for several hours."

--Charles R.

Shoulder Pain No Match for Soothanol...
"My husband has a dislocated shoulder and is in constant pain, so he tried Soothanol X2 on his shoulder and lower back. It works almost immediately and provides warm relief of most of the pain. I'm not surprised how Soothanol X2 works--I expect great results from the products that I buy from your company. I have yet to be disappointed."

--Catherine, Wyoming

Husband and Wife Both Love Soothanol!
"Soothanol X2 works wonderfully. My wife and I both use it to relieve pain we experience occasionally. I cannot say enough about this product--it's GREAT!"

--Jack S.

"A GODSEND..."
"Soothanol X2 has been a godsend for me. I especially like to use it at night for a good night's sleep. Thanks."

--Susan S., Louisiana

Soothanol's "Double Whammy" Surprise...AWESOME!!!! I noticed results immediately! The first surprise was that it worked.  The second was that it worked so well and lasted so long.

--Toni Ryan, Delaware

After 6 Years of Pain, J.D. Enjoys Gardening Again...
I had to stop working in 2009, but since I started using Soothanol X2, I now have a garden and am putting in flowers--I haven't had a garden in over 6 years.  God bless you all.

--J.D., Wisconsin

So, what won't it do?
Quite honestly, this may be
the best news of all...

If you're still wondering, 'Can this be for real?' I totally understand. The pain-relief marketplace is awash in overpriced products that promise more than they can possibly deliver.

So I want to make it very clear that Soothanol X2 cannot erase pain permanently. Of course, no pain pill can do that either. But unlike many risky pain pills that have been making headlines...

Soothanol X2 is wonderfully safe to use every day...

Not only is it safe and natural -- its revolutionary 'direct delivery' system neatly bypasses your entire digestive system. So, unlike pain pills that must be processed by your stomach and other internal organs...

  • It won't upset your stomach...
  • It won't stress the kidneys or liver...
  • It won't trigger any other adverse side-effects that we're aware of...

Plus, you won't have to worry about interactions with aspirin, blood-thinners or other pills you may already be taking. And you won't have to choke down yet another set of pills!

Quite simply, it frees you to live your life
COMFORTABLE & WORRY-FREE...

And it's so incredibly easy. Imagine yourself not long from now, when your supply of Soothanol X2 arrives. You're going to open the handy applicator bottle... place a couple of drops on your fingertips... touch where you're hurting. And that's that! Just 2 drops and you're finally...

  • Free to take that trip! Without fear of agonizing flare-ups...
  • Free to be active again! So you can maintain your circulation and joint health...
  • Free to sleep through the night! This alone could help you feel years younger...

So, after seeing what it's already done for so many others, if you're still asking yourself, 'Can it really, truly work for me' -- why just sit there and wonder! The beauty of Soothanol X2 is that...

You don't have to guess if it's going to work...
YOU'LL KNOW ON CONTACT!

Why not find out RIGHT NOW? Just RSVP to take our '2 drop challenge' -- risk-free! And don't worry about falling out of love with Soothanol X2. Because NorthStar Nutritionals also guarantees that you'll keep on being thrilled with your results, with an...

Extraordinary UNLIMITED
100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

If you're ever less than over-the-moon with your purchase at any time, just return the unused portion and we'll cheerfully refund 100% of your purchase price (less shipping). (NOTE: This is far more generous than the customary 'pro-rated' guarantees that merely repay you for the unused portion!)

And remember, we're offering very special savings during this limited offering period. Order more than one and get up to 3 BOTTLES FREE! (What a fantastic favor for your loved ones -- and it's FREE!) So please, don't delay your deliverance from "hopeless" pain for another second...

HURRY! Order immediately and get up to
3 FREE Bottles!

Hurry! Your new life is just 2 drops away! Imagine plunging that trowel back into your garden…whacking your golf clubs with gusto again…nailing home that home improvement project…or just hopping into the car for a drive. No more paying for all of your small pleasures with pain!

I've been there and I know this breakthrough works...

But I realize you've probably tried many pain-relief pretenders that don't. So I can't blame you if you're still wondering, 'Will Soothanol X2 work for ME?' Well, we don't have a crystal ball -- but we do have so many thrilled readers already, that NorthStar Nutritionals is offering an extraordinary guarantee...

TAKE THE 2 DROP CHALLENGE:
If you're not 100% delighted, it's free!

Here's all we ask. Just open the bottle and...

Dab a couple of drops on your fingertips. Lightly rub the place where you're hurting. Then simply feel what happens next. If you're not blown away by the difference, return the unused portion (including free bottles) and you'll get a polite, full refund of your purchase price (less shipping). No questions asked. Fair enough?

You risk nothing, and best of all...

You won't have to wait to know if it works! And I'm betting you'll be so thrilled, you're going to run to the phone and call your loved ones. Sharing this breakthrough, just like so many others who tried it are doing right now. So what's holding you back? Why just sit there, a prisoner of pain?

Break out of it! Visit our risk-free online order form today.

Take just 60 seconds to do it now. And then, whenever pain threatens, remember... Relief is just 2 drops away!

To the power of pain-relief,

Allan Spreen, MD
Chief Research Advisor, NorthStar Nutritionals

P.S. Get up to 3 BOTTLES FREE! Do your loved ones a favor right now, and North Star will reward you with up to 3 FREE BOTTLES. That's a savings of over $149! But be sure to order today!

View this product's ingredients.

Indications: For the temporary relief of minor aches and pains of muscles and joints associated with simple backache, arthritis, strains, bruises, or sprains.

Warnings: This product is for external use ONLY and is not to be ingested. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a physician immediately. Avoid contact with the eyes and mucous membranes. If condition worsens or if symptoms persist for more than 7 days or clear up and occur again within a few days, consult a physician. Do not apply to wounds or damaged skin. Do not bandage tightly. This product should not be used on children under 12 years of age except as recommended by a physician. Keep out of reach of children.